IT'S BAD

Someone got caught. Someone's been accused. Someone is lying about you. Something blew up. Somebody died.

Whatever your something is, it's bad. You're freaked out.

Don't worry. Help is a phone call away. I'm Lyle Hewitt and I've successfully handled crises of all sorts for over 20 years. I've been through crises myself, so I know what you're going through.

We will get through it together. All I ask in return is a $5,000 initial retainer and complete unquestioned control of the situation.

My work begins by signing a strict two-sided Non-Disclosure Agreement to protect us both.